arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(Source: uoa)

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves